People Who Can’t Swim Are Tired Of Hearing These things!

15 Things People Who Can’t Swim Are Tired Of Hearing!

1. “There are 5-year-olds that can swim, why can’t you swim?”

2. “You gotta watch this YouTube video of this swimming baby!”

  

3. “Are you ashamed of your body?”

4. “Swimming is a survival skill.”

5. “As long as you relax, the water will support your weight.”

6. “How can you not swim? I taught myself when I was 7.”

7. “It’s instinctive.”

 

8. “Are you afraid of taking baths too?”

 

9. “I could teach you how to swim!”

10. “All you gotta do is stretch your feet out, and stick your arms out in front of your head and just kick.”

 

11. “If you don’t swim, what do you do at the beach?”

 

12. “What if someone’s drowning in a pool and you’re the only one around?”

 

13. “It’s like learning how to ride a bike.”

 

 14. “So if I pushed you into a swimming pool, I can basically murder you?”

 

15. “How have you gone without swimming your entire life?”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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