20 BENEFITS OF BEING SHORT!

20 Reasons Why Being Short Is Actually Great!

1. You can nap ANYWHERE.

2. You can sometimes pass as a child, and that means cheaper prices.

3. You can wear high heels and still not tower over people.

4. Nobody can look up your nose and tell you that you have a bat in the cave.

5. You can use taller people as human shields from the elements and enemies.

6. You have incredible calves from years of standing on your tip-toes to reach things.

7. You just have to laugh when people look scared that you’re holding car keys, like you stole your parents’ car for a joy ride.

8. Your feet often never reach the ground when relaxing in a chair.

9. Tall people let you go in front of them at concerts. So while your tall friends are at the back, you’re getting an amazing view.

10. There’s no blanket that’s too short for you.

11. No one ever asks you to help them lift things!

12. With being short comes tiny feet and with tiny feet comes cheaper (kids) shoes.

14. Everyone loves to hug you, because you’re the perfect size for cuddles.

15. You can weave in and out of crowds like a pro, never having to worry about getting stuck somewhere. You can even get lost in a crowd easily (when you want to).

16. You Look Younger Than You Actually Are

17. As a byproduct of your hormones producing at a slower rate, you also age slower. So you get to outlive all of the tall people who mocked you in high school. Score!

18. Research shows that short people have faster reaction time, greater endurance, and are less likely to break bones. Screw you tall people with your fragile bones and lanky limbs!

19. Having a lower center of gravity means you have better balance and so you don’t topple as easily.

20. Kids will love you because they think you’re one of them.